I have decided that I think my therapist should wear a burqa. Because, honestly, we would get through a shit ton more stuff if I didn’t have to see his face.
I’m going to write a memo to all the psychiatrists in the world. I’ll call it Psych…ed for Burqas!
It will read as follows:
Memo: Psych…ed For Burqas!
Friends, Shrinks, Psychoanalysts. Lend me your eyes!
The history of all hitherto existing society is the history of psychological struggles.
Balanced and unbalanced, patrician and plebian, CEOs and assistants, Priests and pilgrims, in a word, the manipulator and the weak of mind, stood in constant opposition to one another, carried on an uninterrupted, now hidden, now open fight, a fight that each time ended, either in a revolutionary individual panic attack and mental breakdown or in the common ruin of effected multiple personalities, hallucinations, families and friends.
In the earlier epochs of history, we find almost everywhere a complicated arrangement of society into various orders, a manifold gradation of psychological rank. In ancient Rome we have patricians, knights, plebians, slaves; in the Middle Ages, feudal lords, vassals, guild-masters, journeymen, apprentices, serfs; in almost all of these classes, again, psychos.
The modern psychiatrists’ society that has sprouted from the ruins of freud’s society has not done away with psychological antagonisms. It has but established new diseases, new conditions of mania, new forms of internal struggle with external manifestations in place of the old ones.…
The psychiatrists should disdain to conceal their views and aims. They openly declare that their ends can be attained only by the forcible overthrow of all existing social norms. Let the ruling classes tremble at the psychiatrists’ revolution as they cover their face. The crazies have nothing to lose but their crazy. They have a world to win.
Shrinks of all countries, unite! Burqa yourself and open yourself to the new world of psychological and psychiatrical freedom.
By the way, while searching for these photos, I came across porn in burqas. Talk about needing therapy…